Melia. 23. This is the party. You'll find the business at knits-and-knacks.tumblr.com
She would break them over her knee ala Bane in Knightfall.
Buffy would absolutely destroy those assholes and have time to make a snarky remark about it.
Bonus points of she takes them out with pies.
Remember the s5 finale when Buffy threw that guy off the tower without even breaking stride? It’d be like that
I once described SPN as “Buffy but if you replaced every character with Riley” so needless to say it wouldn’t even be a close fight